Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!
Kid: wrow
10 years later… (panel 2)
Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life
(artist) happyroadkill
Mom says I was a difficult birth compared to my brothers due to the satanic bosoms.