I’ve had the real deal original in Nashville, it’s amazing. Gotta say though, my home made is better.

Knowing dialectical materialism makes you hot.

Ayyy yoo, that’s the Delta logo, good catch lol!

We should really have designated raid nights.

Feeling kinda… Seinfeld…

Aww yeah, let’s get weird! Imma put on my robe and wizard hat!

That’s a big ask from me. If you smell good, then I’m sniffing. And if I’m sniffing, shit’s about to get real weird.

God fucking damn him to hell, what an absolute ghoul. If he goes to the general, the only solace I’ll be able to take from Trump winning is watching this doddering old creep choke on his fucking arrogance.

If pointing this out to someone doesn’t at least give them pause, I’m not sure they can be saved. Perfect summary of the reality we’re forced to live in.

A racist one.

You gay now, I don’t make the rules, sorry!

He’s cooked, no shot he recovers from this… No, I don’t believe they’re going to try and send it with him anymore, I can’t believe it.

Stank-ass chapos get in here, WE SHITTIN’!!! That fireworks tube ain’t gonna work the same when I drop in my “dud” mortar! Yeah I’m drunk it’s the foorth-uh Juu-lie!!! Now git me that star spangle boi I gotta wipe my doodoo butt!

If libs had spines.

Fucking cringe

Genius move.

I’m calling it, it’s over, Joe is cooked.

I used to like some of her stuff, but it’s gotten so long winded and high brow I really can’t understand half of what she’s talking about. My eyes just glaze over.

This is a fucking simulation.