Explaining war to an american: So imagine a Mcdonalds

The current yearly burger consumption of America is 9,343,161,756Ib of hamburger

For context, there are 38,229,212 Ukrainians

160,000 buildings were damaged in Gaza (a city as big as Detroit) in the last year, there are 190,000 franchised fast food establishments in the whole of the U.S.

Lol even KyivPost does the “How to talk to a burgerlander” meme

xDDD now do cambodia north korea or vietnam

they really can only measure things in burg

Conclusion: Russia should fire missiles at every McDonalds in the US

Are they saying that Russia has launched too many missiles or that USA has too few McDonald’s?

Unlimited mcdonalds on the west

For context,

ah, it’s for context

that makes it not one of the funniest things I’ve seen then

and yet, McDonald’s has killed way more people than any Russian missile. probably a single McDonald’s by itself has killed more people than half of those missiles combined.

“Every missile they launched is the same”.

It’s like the Israelis claiming “Hamas launched thousands of missiles at Israel” when most of them are intercepted and the ones that get through barely cause any damage to property let alone life.

Meanwhile, Israel is dropping 2000lbs bombs on Gaza. Entire buildings turned into rubble, massive craters.

All other arguments aside, if you are going to compare the two this way, if the US has 9x the land mass as Ukraine, then why is the US sized the same as Ukraine in the image?

Surely it’s not to make the image misleading.

Ukraines war effort is like a broken sundae machine and crimea is as out of reach as a burger joint without a drive-thru

Okay but what if I expected there to be like 4 times as many McDonald’s in the US? That actually does recontextualize how I think about Burgerland.