Meanwhile my dog will just straight up eat anything you give to him, no cheese or peanut butter needed to hide pills

I am a souls fan in general but Sekiro is GOAT. Takes me back to the old classic Tenchu games

“Isn’t it a lovely morning?”

“Up yours DEI!”

Old bastard should go in that lake headfirst

I just want bloodborne pc

we get a 3 second sample and im hyped

The bit with Whitney & the kids dancing was cute as hell

who must jo-go?

Loved this game as a kid, was terrible at it of course. Got instantly sold on it when I saw the huge walkers with hardpoint customization. Funny enough, the system requirements for this game are what got me to learn what PC components were - I had no idea what it really did but 512mb of RAM sure seemed like a lot at the time

It sucks so bad lmao. I just wanna make a fem character who can wear cool robot armor, but noooo nearly everything has to be a chainmail bikini

I do think the zombie rot dragon moves pretty fluidly, but how someone could read that as “graceful & feminine” is weird lol, even setting aside the instant “graceful=feminine” association for a sec.

I…guess Blackveil Vaal Hazak could be seen as having a…idk mourning or bridal veil…thing going on? Maybe???

The farty barfy corpse dragon is one of my favorite elder dragon designs though, very cool fight. Ugh, now I wanna raise my grievances with the forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter…

“The tree of liberty must be fed occasionally with the compost of biodegradable ballots” — Thomas Jefferson, probably

Just disappointed G-Witch ended up being mostly queerbaiting. That, and a big ol celebration of neoliberalism. It could’ve been so much better!

No, I’m A Pimp Named Slickback

Never heard of a ring pop? Granted they get a little sticky after a while, and the ants get to be a bit of a problem…

Very similar to the Culture series by Iain Banks: had the same reaction to almost the same description of a character having a layer of fur a good way into the book.

To be fair, I didn’t know that in the Culture most “humanoid” beings are just referred to as pan-human with a few aliens as exceptions like the 11ft tall, 3 legged, armored Idirans.

I fucking hate the MS’s being kitted out in CoD tacticool gear. Its so fucking ugly. I’m not even gonna open the can of worms that are the hilariously conflicting messages of these two properties