As a heads up, if you’re uninsured, you should always ask the hospital for assistance in reducing your bill. I’ve knocked 90% off of the cost of multiple hospital bills in the past!

(Bump!)

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

We absolutely don’t say “unalived” on Hexbear.

It’s gonna be there for a week? Lame.

I think we gotta redistribute the guns. Everyone in America should have 1.2 guns.

Man, I wish they would have tried.

General Patton having his “oh shit” moment hunkered down in Paris at 2 am before the partisans shot him.

The KPRA helping General MacArthur do his best impression.

The shocking realizations among the Western Allies that their local fifth columns are a lot larger, better armed, and dedicated than they had anticipated.

A Pyrrhic victory would look much more like a loss than they ever could have anticipated. The British had an entire empire to lose and they absolutely would have. Nuking Moscow would have been impossible, nuking Paris or Berlin would only have led to a more unilateral opposition from the rest of the world as this became a global war of class struggle.

Yeah, sure. “The deal is too good! We’re goin’ out of business!” C’mon Mr. Krabs, we’re not falling for this shit or Red Lobster’s.

Unbelievably good post.

This is also basically every straight couple.

“Bro wait, he died? If I was there, I’d have eaten so many hot dogs they’d have to let him go!”

$20,000 of reparations in the form of a PPP-style loan that can only be used by business owners to invest in crypto.

I dunno about that. The Republican Party is a political cockroach. It’s unkillable. Every time they’re cooked, they just survive inexplicably.

Working Families-Farm-Labor-Progressive-Nonpartisan League

Just merge all the various left-wing fusion parties into one thing.

It’s like they’re both trying to lose.

Crickets are fine. Also just accidentally caught a fly in my throat the other day while cycling. That was less fine.

, I believe you’ll find it’s stadia, not “stadiums,” NYT.

Cute!

Ah! Thanks, been way too long for me oof.

Holy shit. This is supposed to be a bell curve, and it looks like this. Grim.

iirc, the only evidence of voter fraud in the 2020 election was on ballots that voted for Trump, as well.