Half of the time the recycling pickup in my neighborhood leaves random broken glass in the street. Super cool!

She doesn’t feel like doing another fake cry photo op

We gotta mobilize more voter turnout teams, dog.

I thought it was, but the backwards compatibility sucked and only worked for certain games or something like that

I like the elephant and the not quite an elephant

My brain wants to read this in Shadow the Hedgehog voice idk

This shit just makes me think of early episodes of the Trillbillies where they’d talk about “y’all stars”

I also saw Ronin Warriors first. I remember watching some of the Knights of the Zodiac dub (with Bowling for Soup covering I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls for the OP lmao) as a kid and thinking “wtf this is a ripoff of Ronin Warriors” lol

The armor designs on the villains in YST are definitely the high point of the show

I’m pretty sure the popularity of the stealth archer play style is specifically because engaging with the projectile physics and OHKOing everything is more fun than actually playing the combat lol.

I also liked the game a lot. For the most part the radiant quests are easy enough to ignore, but the fact that you have to do a bunch of them to finish the theives guild really rubbed me the wrong way. I distinctly remember having to add and drop radiant quests over and over to ensure that the ones I was picking up were in the right counties - it had this annoying “you have to finish X jobs in Y city to unlock the main quest there” thing that was super frustrating.

The thieves guild and nightingale quest lines weren’t bad.

The gameplay sucked ass - you had to do a million generic radiant quests to even finish it lol

“Women who could beat my ass” get reactionary dorks upset enough to misgender them.

Like in Aliens: “Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No, have you?”

The author wears her Kamala Harris “Brat” T-shirt.

I’m a member of the board!

Slips on generational Dunmer John Brown gloves

Damn, it’d be a shame if someone shit in it and smushed it

My kid’s been feral all weekend lol

Turning the clock back before kid(s): Ah, an extra hour to sleep

Turning the clock back after kid(s): I guess we’re getting up at 5am and having lunch at 10:30am

I like how most of the modern stuff in this is American old money vs new money, and then they have this bit about Trump:

The 1980s was, of course, the decade that gave rise to the showboating mogul Donald Trump — and his personal uniform has remained anchored in this era ever since. Today, Mr. Trump’s square-shouldered suits serve as a central part of his presentation as an unapologetic outsider, waging war on an entrenched elite. When he vows to “drain the swamp,” he’s talking, in part, about ridding Washington of its Brooks Brothers bureaucrats.

Then they go on to Kamala having padded shoulders in her tailoring, too. It’s almost like and aren’t too different.

I say that I’m with the people of Palestine and it’s like I said the secret word. Immediately it’s “Ok, thank you.” and they hang up. What is up with this? Did they do some kind of internal polling to decide it’s not even worth arguing about?

Yes, they’re busy courting “good” Republicans and centrist liberals. They don’t give a fuck about convincing you, but they’ll definitely blame you if trump gets reelected