That bird is hanging from the branch by little flesh ropes

You are an embarrassment. I’ve never seen someone who needs to touch some fucking grass so badly before

Jesus Christ that cover

crackertacular

the whole ‘another potential chosen one’ stuff that is not at all brought up in the prequels

They never use the phrase “the chosen one” in the show or even allude to the prophecy so idk how this became a talking point, the only reference they make is that the twins were conceived through the help of the force in some capacity but that doesn’t invalidate Anakin’s “specialness” or whatever at all.

Ahsoka had some great moments and one particularly good-ass episode, but on the whole it was about the same quality as Acolyte so far, ie. mid as fuck

It has a lot of the same issues as the other SW shows: it looks kinda cheap, it was clearly shot inside of a cupboard, etc.

Yeah if these peoples’ attitude was “fuck star wars because its corporate slop” that’d be 1000% fine but they don’t care about that as long as the slop suits their tastes.

it does look a bit shit right? The fire on the outside of the ship.

I forgot that was a thing tbh. It didn’t register anything for me

1. benis
2. cupcake
3. big boob son big boob
4. uhh the balls??
5. peanus horts good

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” -Ezekiel 23:20

Not to mention that just from person to person within the same climate there are significant differences, probably genetic at their core. Two people can be sitting in the exact same spot and one will be burning up and the other freezing cold and neither of them are “wrong”

What is your definition of a tankie

I am once again asking hexbears to stop using 4chan lingo like “soy”

I wish all AI “art” ““creators”” a very kind Go The Fuck Back To Reddit With That Shit

Hilarious the way they try to pretend this response isn’t because they’re fundamentally Christofascists:

By allowing torn pages from the Holy Bible to be the canvass of a clearly anti-Christian message, we are opening the door to all religious texts for all religious faiths to be subject to being treated the same way. Imagine if these were torn pages from a Koran (Islam), Talmud (Jewish), or religous texts of any other faith.

I have a strong feeling if that were the case, Mike, you wouldn’t give a shit and would probably even approve of it

I guarantee it’s because of the word “privileged”, what a bunch of absolute babies. A lot of db0 users are cool but their admins are so fuckin libertarian-brained. Hey jackasses, it’s not “tankie” to point out that if you spend a large amount of your time browsing an internet forum you are probably decently well off in life. Also the meme is making fun of people who are anti-piracy! Its on your side!!

My “to start” tab would be waaaaaaay too long to be useful as a category lol

The first time I watched Fury Road I was on acid and didn’t know anything about it beforehand. It was such a profound experience that my whole perspective on media changed. The shitty part is that filming it was hell for everyone involved b/c of extensive use of practical vehicles (they actually built almost every car in the movie) and working in the middle of a literal desert for the whole process. So when people complain about the trailer for the Furiosa film having “too much CGI” it just seems silly. Miller correctly decided not to put everyone through that shit again and if the stories are anything to go by, that’s easily the correct choice. Plus it still looks pretty good, I will get ungodly high and go see it opening night with my friends

I consumed so fucking many of these when I was a kid. I am one with the cracker, I sweat cheap salt and get big ouchie ouchies from the sun