everyone else on earth should just get rid of their names, they all suck compared to this one. perfect/10

nevermind this is 5 names, hang on

fartina

13/10

Jennifer

I know a trans girl named Jennifer IRL so I’m a bit worried she might see this and judge me for it. It’s decent though, 8/10

Tuberculosis

perfect. 14/10

Lauren

why the n? Laura is good, Laurel would be really pretty, by Lauren? eh, not doing it for me. 3.3/10

Smedley

11/10