“Mr. Comer advised that he was responsible for shooting the geese,” police said. “Mr. Comer advised that he thought the golf course had a nuisance permit and that he could shoot the geese.”
Canada geese are assholes, but so are golfers. I feel a little bad for this guy who is just trying to do his job and is caught in the middle and ends up fighting geese, and since he’s the one doing the actual dirty work, he’s the one who gets in trouble. he thought he was covered by a permit they didn’t have – wonder where he got that idea?
it’s easy to imagine golfers screaming at him about getting goose shit on their shoes – or being chased by vicious lil honkers
away from a ball that landed too close to a nest, a mental image I find delightful 
– while he just wants to take care of the green and go home, and his boss says to just go kill the geese, it’s fine, they do it all the time, the golf course has a nuisance permit that allows them to just murder wildlife willy-nilly when it gets in the way, nbdand then JD Vance has to go run his fucking mouth and now suddenly the cops there care what happens to geese
Arm the geese
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but they need guns they can fire with their bills, or maybe we teach them how to pull the pins on grenades and air-drop them
missile launchers slung under the belly that the geese can activate by pooping
it’s easy to imagine golfers screaming at him about getting goose shit on their shoes – or being chased by vicious lil honkers
away from a ball that landed too close to a nest, a mental image I find delightfulNot all heroes wear capes
How is his name Mr Coomer
Are we sure this guy isn’t just RFK using an alias?
Unlimited geese upon golferSS
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“The man picked up the first goose and tossed it into the weeds. The second goose was wounded and as he collected it the man twisted it breaking its neck. This goose was disposed of in the same manner.”
Wypipo eradicating native species for no reason other than to “clear the view…” many such cases
That’s how I feel about golf courses in general. Waste of space. Could have play ground, homes, hospital but nope just emptiness.
I’m just surprised that the bigots claiming Haitians were somehow responsible for a decrease in the geese population may have been responding to an actual decrease in the geese population rather than just making it up.
The geese thing was an especially wild claim.
Isn’t this supposed to be the group that’s super into hunting?
Next they’re gonna he complaining Puerto Ricans are going I to the woods and killing deer to eat.
@Zoift@hexbear.net didn’t know you lived in Springfield
I would never disrespect the noble goose by using a shotgun. Or a lawn mower. This is hand-to-bony-wing-protrusion combat.
And he just threw them away? Didnt even eat the hearts to gain their impishness, or take the eggs to raise as his own. No warriors spirit.
“white male in his 50’s or 60’s” and “poaching geese” go together like chocolate and peanut butter
is out here just glad some other guy is taking the fall for this one
