41f late-dx AuDHD
I was also wondering this, and the associated mental images were hilariously awful
BoJo and Trump chatting on the phone while they poop is totally believable
star trek taught me that matter and antimatter explode when they meet 🤔 maybe trump’s rizz plus elon’s anti-rizz will cause an explosion?
When The Telegraph asked Johnson for more details, the former Conservative Party leader replied: “I think everything you need to know about that episode is in the book.”
sooooo he puts out a tantalizing little tidbit but then insists you buy his book to learn more 🤔 sounds like bullshit
bump amber whataboutism volcel police
bump amber whataboutism volcel police
bump amber whataboutism volcel police
bump amber whataboutism volcel police
had to go check this wasn’t the trans woman named Naia that I know, but she’s in a different state. I love that name though, I had never met a Naia before, and now here’s two!
bump amber whataboutism volcel police
do you have a wishlist that you can share?
oh hell yes, that would be fascinating
well fuck, now I need to find out which kind of soldiers
not trying to keep up a weird fash tradition
hell yeah! 🥂
but they need guns they can fire with their bills, or maybe we teach them how to pull the pins on grenades and air-drop them
“Mr. Comer advised that he was responsible for shooting the geese,” police said. “Mr. Comer advised that he thought the golf course had a nuisance permit and that he could shoot the geese.”
Canada geese are assholes, but so are golfers. I feel a little bad for this guy who is just trying to do his job and is caught in the middle and ends up fighting geese, and since he’s the one doing the actual dirty work, he’s the one who gets in trouble. he thought he was covered by a permit they didn’t have – wonder where he got that idea?
it’s easy to imagine golfers screaming at him about getting goose shit on their shoes – or being chased by vicious lil honkers away from a ball that landed too close to a nest, a mental image I find delightful – while he just wants to take care of the green and go home, and his boss says to just go kill the geese, it’s fine, they do it all the time, the golf course has a nuisance permit that allows them to just murder wildlife willy-nilly when it gets in the way, nbd
and then JD Vance has to go run his fucking mouth and now suddenly the cops there care what happens to geese
lol I do this too!!! I genuinely feel bad about it, too
oooooooohhhhhh, this is interesting lore I’ve never heard before! thank you, I’m gonna ask an older smoker about it the next time I’m hanging with one
that is very kind of you to say about something that’s nowhere near finished ❤️ thank you very much
I was having a hard time getting back into any of my half-finished paintings, so I thought, “why not start another?” 😂 this is why there are so many half-finished ones
empty stomach, had a blow out, full beat with lashes, I think I was ovulating or some shit
such a mood 💅
love that you’re using it to spread the good word 🥂
they’re pretty great, I love that color!
I choose to believe they make you one with the earth, which allows your feet to transport you anywhere your mind believes you could be, and that’s why it feels like you run faster with them on – you’re secretly teleporting tiny little jumps
please do and send it to me ❤️ I don’t have a lot to work with right now, but I can probably do something