lmao
Has he ever been in actual danger before? Quite possibly the first time his bubble of privilege popped and he can’t handle it.
worst thing he’d ever dealt with before that was like intense diarrhea or maybe a coke hangover
He still remembers exactly where he was when quaaludes got banned.
Tbf, he had a horrible time with covid right before the election in 2020. Like he legitimately almost died. They had to fly his huge dumper to the army hospital and pump him full of experimental drugs (at the time <one year deep into covid-19). If he wasn’t the president of the US, just some 75 year old in the Ozark mountains or something, he probably would’ve gone way too far along and died at home in bed drowned in his own mucus or just barely made it to an ER only to die within hours of having a tube shoved down his throat.
I think you’re right.
I think it’s something that would be traumatic regardless, but he has never truly been in danger before, and he knows he’s not getting any younger – The IDEA that it really could happen to him Any Fucking Time is probably totally foreign and utterly terrifying.
Adding on that he’s retraumatizing himself with the video repeatedly is a recipe for psychological disaster, which couldn’t happen to a nicer person. Hopefully it’s enough to keep him out of office, because The IDEA that someone with that level of unaddressed damage being in charge is pretty fuckin scary.
Punished trump combined with the recent court rulings would have some absurdly fucked up worst case scenarios.
Drop an acorn on the roof of a nearby car and see if he dies from shock
jfc
Is this going to be the one failed assassination that kind of worked?
It’s one of those assassinations where due to multiple factors, it failing actually ended up being the more successful outcome.
Maybe it worked as character assassination, which, good?
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he’s the only person who even remembers that shit unprompted anymore
Other people do too, but usually it’s also unprompted and he has to see his bloody head again by surprise
I super highly would never recommend this for obvious reasons…
But if someone pops a balloon near him, I can almost guarantee he’ll piss himself and drop behind a podium or whatever thinking it’s gunshots
Not recommended for your average person
HIGHLY recommended for Kamala to do this
If she did this I would vote for her.
I know I say genocide is a red line, but watching a presidential candidate piss his pants on live TV would be worth my vote.
maybe this is even better, instead of him being a martyr, he’s a pathetic loser
In the eyes of maga chuds anyway. In any case, good. All of these bastard politicians deserve to suffer. Dying quickly is too good for them. I won’t be the one to do it, but they are the enemies of humanity.
I just thought of a new theory: this is why Trump’s posting has declined so hard. He can’t use Twitter or Truth Social anymore, so he hired someone to do it for him. Unfortunately, the new guy can’t capture Trump’s posting power and his entire job training consisted of whatever Republican they got roped into doing it feeding him the old boomer playbook that’s totally disconnected from Trump’s posting. That’s why now we have boomer uncle fake Trump on social media saying shit like Barack HUSSEIN Obama that was outdated 15 years ago.
Without a doubt most average hexbear posters could tweet better Trump speak than whoever they might have hired
many people are saying this
I am almost certain that Trump has tweeted Barack HUSSEIN Obama quite a few times over the years. The boomer playbook was and has been Trump’s playbook all along. The dude is obsessed with Obama, he posted his address like a year ago. He kept saying Obama spied on his campaign and all kinds of shit.
Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there. 
Very few people on earth who deserve it more
Dubya, the shoe wasn’t enough.
Yeah rpg would have been better
U and me both brother (the watching him get shot thing not the PTSD thing
xd
good! hope he really suffers ever day
Imagining the beginning of Apocalypse Now but with Trump, shadowboxing and chugging wet sauce.
Least narcissistic Trump moment.
