Tips fedora: “M’Twitter”

Are you really trying to white knight on Libs of TicTok’s behalf?

This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen.

“but Dr. I AM Pagliacci”

He could have retired as the most popular single-term president since Teddy.

But. His hubris wouldn’t allow it.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalNegro

This one?

A bunch of dumpy middle-aged men wearing cargo shorts and Star wars t-shirts, talking about wild and crazy sexual positions they’ve tried like “her on top” and “keeping my eyes open”, marching down the street, blasting the Dave Matthews band.

There is a reason we say “critical support”

If I were a Iranian I would have major issues with my national government. If I were Russian I would have major issues with my elected leaders. If I were Cuban, Vietnamese, or Chinese, I’m sure I would find something to complain about.

From my current position, in the imperial core, I refuse to speak ill of the countries working to dismantle American hegemony.

She was also the State Department spokesperson under Hillary.

In 2016 Trump was obviously the accelerationist candidate.

In 2020, in the middle of covid, I would argue Trump was still the accelerationist candidate.

But in 2024, with two American vassals in the middle of separate wars, bricks continuing to expand and solidify, The failure of Russian sanctions, The failure of microprocessor sanctions on China, The US Navy’s defeat in the Red Sea, a covid policy that essentially comes down to “pretend it doesn’t exist” and The Democrats embrace of Republican border policy; I have a hard time seeing Biden as anything except the accelerationist choice anymore.

neoliberal lich who has presided over America getting worse every moment of his presidency

This is unfair.

The country also got worse for the 8 years he was vice president. You’re erasing a large part of his legacy.

Different people are different. I have an 85 year old inlaw who is physically feeble but still has a sharp mind. She has Fox News brainworms, but can hold a conversation and remember things that happened yesterday. She walks slow, but still wins family poker nights.

I also watched my 70 year old grandmother riddled with dementia try to eat a banana without peeling it.

This is not ageism, it is acknowledging reality.

This post reeks of Bourgeois elitism.

“Look at this proletarian scum eating their slop, have they never heard of While Foods?”

In order to properly mock a fascist you have to use the Mel Brooks technique. Make them silly.

This is Nancy Reagan erasure.

The White House only has room for one throat goat.

You’ve been successfully derailed. You’re arguing about something that doesn’t matter because the Zionist scum you’re talking to wants to avoid the fact that Israel’s committing a genocide.

How many dead children is each “desecrated archeological site” worth? How many tortured doctors and children are adequate compensation for a “desecrated archaeological site”?

Is one “desecrated archaeological site” enough to justify the collective punishment of 2 million people, the deliberate starvation of hundreds of thousands of children? Or are Israel’s actions justified because they “desecrated” multiple “archaeological sites”?

Do not let Zionist scum set the conditions for a debate.

My red line is still genocide.

But assuming he stops arm shipments in the next couple months, bombing the s*** out of Mar-A-Lago would go a long way toward earning my vote in November.

Does she have an astrologer too?

We deserve far worse than Trump.

Death to America.