Just makes me sad bro.
“Wow I wish I was as awesome as ButtBidet”
ButtBidet’s home:
On the r/battlestations subreddit. I used to piss off the gamersTM by posting filthy neckbeard nests with PCs in the nest acting like i wanted my battlestation rated.
Did they have pissbottles?
cozy
I always pronounce your username “Butt Bide-it,” like “Biden” and it makes me laugh
You gotta give yourself a gimmick or post 20 times a day. Get a hamster and post pics of him. Worked for me
Biggs posting was my favorite thing about the site
i miss my little man so much :(
I’m so sorry but thank you for sharing a few precious memories with all of us
I had a hamster once, was called houdini
Did he escape?
Aye he used to escape all the time lol I can’t remember what happened to him, was a kid. Maybe he got away where I could not
loved that little thang
[saddles motorcycle] You got potential, kid. I see big things in your future. [dons helmet] Adios! [drives off]
I imagined this being delivered by Twin Peaks Michael Cera
Some comrades are born to post. Others, to blow up pipelines. Do not judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree.
some are born to sit inside
bs, you are a power poster!
I just like talking to people ‘n’ talking about stuff Idk…That you do
I’ll sit beside you wifey and hold your hand
we can watch from the window 
Wait, are you Ashina’s legendary wife? Did I miss a lore video?
wut? You only realising now?
lolIt was never said lol
So she called you back and said, “come look at this person oldposting”
Nah, she’s never discriminated anyone for their age, it would also be ironic
Post more
post early
post oftenAll posting is praxis. not posting is counterrevolutionary.
some just post for the love of the game, but as long as you post every now and again, we’ll recognise and appreciate
also no offence to soros and the owl (because i love you both), but wombat is the goat and i wish i could be that committed to the bit
I don’t even know wombat . Shrug*
I know dirtowl and soros though
if you see a wombat post, it will probably be informing you of the date and reminding you that stalin saved the world from fascism
Will keep that in mind. I really only have met a few turds here anyways.
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
I literally fucking love Wombat, a big personal hero of mine.
I recognize your username and enjoy you
Ty
Same
You can be like me
Everyone is like “Hey, that Flakes Bongler posted again, he’s always funny” but you’re also terrified of being recognized so you sometimes go days without posting and focus on “important” things like physical health and family
@SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net didn’t you like, lead by an entire order of magnitude in terms of upvotes given for a long time? Gonna be hard to beat.
honestly no idea. I don’t keep track of my stats. If I want to post, I just post, that’s the secret sauce.I thought there was a leaderboard for that posted a while back. I sure hope you’re not tallying all your votes lol. Either way, thank you for your service.
You need to subscribe to Hexbear premium to see that stats. Also all your comments go to the top, and you get a cool star with your name.
i remember when he quit the site when the GME shit was popping off a few years ago and the entire site was in an uproar to get him back lmao good poster one of our most beloved
I like you.
Thank you
Post worse and in greater volumes, it’s the only way.
Post cool shit often and you too will be a Hexbear star
Honestly, you’re cool. Social media care is fleeting. I feel like it’s not worth caring about.
Thanks man
One does not simply shitpost, it is an artform
I disagree because, while it is an artform, you simply post.
But are the posts, memorable?
you got me there
Post for the love of posting. Fame will follow as sure as night follows day
