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I don’t remember why I’ve been summoned
OF COURSE THIS IS A BIT ACCOUNT
I don’t remember why I’ve been summoned
- Held hands romantically?
OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT LETTER OPENER M8???
STOP THIS FOWL PLAY AT ONCE!
The first Xanax-American president
God dammit. Can some chud this dude already? Tired of patsocs like him getting all the speaking gigs.
After I left the service industry, I noticed that basically nothing happens anywhere in the US in December, except in the service industry. At best, every company is just kind of coasting until the first full week after the new year, and even then it takes a week or two to get back on track.
That’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.
Also, Junimo slave labor
Love being stuck in the intersection, turning left, and have to wait for five enormous pickup trucks to run the red light before I can clear the intersection.
“Alright dad, you’re gonna go out onstage, Fleet Foxes is gonna play, then-”
I’m an empty headed lib
Me, approaching with a toaster plugged into an extension cord
Just had the thought that all the future Amerikkkan presidential candidates are going to be senile/advanced dementia because they’re easier for the blob/deep state/bourgeoise to work around and do what they were going to do anyway, instead of having to make deals with a younger politician who has opinions of their own and can function after 4 PM.
The brick is on the pedal! Steering wheel is locked!
sign ahead:
They couped my bidet!![emoji angery angery](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe639b50e-a115-48d7-af0b-1958b2397480.png)