I’ve been on an unintentional break from hexbear over the past 10 months since the redesign broke it on my phone and school started. But I have a new phone now, so what’s been happening? Are we finally blocked by everyone except lemmygrad? Any new struggle sessions? Fill me in!
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UlyssesT went off to touch grass on a farm upstate, and Kissinger died immediately afterwards.
Plot twist: ol UllyT was Kissinger all along
hexbear kissinger is a hilarious bit
Death to America
He changed to a new username… also in the last 10 months.
We tried to do a communism but we were 1 user short
The defederations tapered off. We had a really funny tension with dbzer0 a few months ago, where instead of defederating, we banned just their admins, and nothing further happened.
The special relationship with Lemmygrad is as strong as ever.
BMF was banned for doing a very superficial sectarianism. It had happened a dozen times before but this time they haven’t been spotted since.
DayOfDoom, one of our most entertaining posters, turned out to not be doing a bit and was really that perturbed to the core, and got banned for it.
There was a micro struggle session about olibe oiol, and something bigger about… I forget what.
We took site surveys and 104% of us are queer as fuck.
We’ve had a lot of “posting X every day until I don’t” streaks, plenty of megathreads of all shades.
The site has been utterly overrun by beanis, and there’s no going back.
Forgot the one thing that has not tapered off much to the amusement of the rest of the sane fediverse: lemmy.world still cannot stop making hundred comment threads about how mean and bad the hexbear is and pretending to be ignorant of what we actually think despite every single time someone from another instance that’s still federated there painstakingly explaining exactly what our party lines so to speak tend to be.
Also the Aaron Bushnell struggle session
Wherein some (probably mostly white folks) did performative slander on their character (“muh they’re still a troop”) meanwhile the PFLP literally posted a statement honoring and recognizing Aaron as a martyr.
Oh yeah and then you missed that time I pulled the uno reverse card on the little shit that kept trying to get me evicted https://hexbear.net/post/1732105
şehidin LEMMYruz, the martyrs live forever
The olive oil struggle session was so funny. More theory came up on that than most posts on the site
I still can’t believe there was an argument over fucking olive oil.
Like the indoor cats vs outdoor cats and stacking rocks were pretty incredulous, but come on how do you end up on the wrong side of the olive oil argument and still double down when proven wrong.
I’ll still never forgive the morons who insist on stacking rocks after I demonstrated the many ways it is objectively bad for the environment. Like I thought I was making a friendly PSA to help give a quick tip on how to help people who didn’t know they were disturbing fragile ecosystems
Cause it obviously wasn’t that simple.
It is obviously that simple. No need to rehash this. The science is that stacking rocks is bad. I made the post because the science is that stacking rocks is bad. The national parks ask people not to stack rocks. Every scientist who works in the field knows stacking rocks is bad.
To argue it isn’t that simple is straight up climate change denialism levels of ignoring science.
I’m certainly not rehashing or arguing either way. But if it was ‘obviously that simple’, it wouldn’t have made for a silly struggle session.
It was obviously that simple, that’s why it made for a ridiculous struggle session
Can I stack rocks if it’s the chunks of asphalt and concrete from decaying infrastructure, or is that forbidden as well?
I would say making any physical contact with grass is bad. People should be confined to the arcology until we digitize our minds into a single hivemind and become transhuman.
Hexbear: not touching grass is praxis
You should make as much contact as possible with nonnative grasses in order to eliminate them from the environment.
You know what you need to do to stack rocks, or have an outdoor cat, or go shooting a Tsesarevich?
You have to go out.
or go shooting a Tsesarevich?
Oh yeah I forgot about that one
Yes you should stack those actually
Not trying to restart a struggle session, but I completely missed the stacking rocks argument. Can someone give me a quick rundown on why it’s good/bad?
Damn, that thread is half a graveyard
Thank you comrade
wait i missed the olive oil one, is there a link somewhere
Death to America
lmao that one was also my fault
I mean I was the one who brought up Mao, I can’t say I’m not proud of it lol
Oil ah kin say is, you is mah goil. :popeye:
wait, i missed this, what was this about?
buckle your seatbelt and search for “smoke point”
DayOfDoom, one of our most entertaining posters, turned out to not be doing a bit and was really that perturbed to the core, and got banned for it.
uhhh, context? I did not realise it wasn’t a bit
I often wonder if we are linked because of how often you end up having posted the exact same thing I’m thinking about.
An irony poisoned anti union comm was made by me and melina and approved by the admins, then we got accused of being crypto fascists trying to spread reactionary ideology and the comm got banned within the space of 16 hours after it was created
Y’all play too much
Smh comedy is cancelled
this is me when i heard the news that anti-union-aktion was kill:
Maybe if you tried being funny instead of just ironically posting fake anti Union news it to would have survived.
All the mods signed a joint letter declaring themselves liberal. Everyone (but me) supported it
General megathreads now last 2 days and there are now a trans mega and a poc mega
There was a dsa struggle session over a trip to cuba
Oh yea now we have an emperor Qin emote
Please go to my profile and review all comments and posts made since your last activity on the site. This will be your only warning
I joined Hexbear two days before your last comment so that’s something
deleted by creator
People were disturbed by a downwards trend in non-news-thread effort posting so a public works project was enacted that resulted in the creation of c/badposting
Badposting exists, yet I still see bad posts outside of it. Curious.
Pretty sure you just had to delete the cookies on your phone browser to fix the bug.
https://hexbear.net/post/2687582
I did some surveys, supermajority of us are not cishet, and over half are or maybe are transgender.
/c/furry exists and got unhidden
The secret furryposter-mathposter-Simpsonsposter triumvirate cabal seized control of the site
Beanis
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net i stopped pretending to be cis. also RIP Biggs
(Sorry about biggs)
I swear to god y’all have struggle sessions or normally good users post all their unhinged shit whenever I am out touching grass.
I wanna enjoy the fun too :/
