dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know…
Hugh Mungus
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Fellatia
Dick Turner
Richard Trickle
Vaginia.
Mike Litoris
Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that’s perfect!
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I’m George.
…welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
That’s rich.
It’s Dick.