dunno. Cant think of any.
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta’s freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line’s new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline’s tag line? “We go out of our way to lick the competition.”
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that’s perfect!
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know…
Hugh Mungus
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Fellatia
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…
Dick Turner
Richard Trickle
Jenny Talia.
Vaginia.
I don’t have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter WankMike Litoris