Given how fat he is, that is probably true in multiple ways

Given their track records, maybe we shouldn’t vote anyone with the name Wilson in their name to the highest office anymore…

Just splice in some newt DNA

Guess who just armed the rebels. We were taught in the military that if we are armed, and run into local unarmed resistance, try to deescalate the situation. Unless we are outnumbered 5 to 1. At that point we were to withdraw to a more defendable position, because if they got violent, we were all dead and we just armed the civilians.

https://youtu.be/kkfX1mpsMKk?si=9GgAN_xD7iVlgFkz

Please remember we knew all of this about Donald Drumph in 2016, and we allowed The Electoral College to vote him in. This was before he was elected and John Oliver was pleading for us to vote this guy out.

Biden isn’t who anyone wants, but if you want to stop having to decide between a shit sandwich and a steaming pile of shit, you have to be constantly vigilant.

Engage on a local level so that RCV or anything other than FPTP voting is enacted. Do the same at your state level. Literally 80+% of the voters would support RCV if it is presented with no political bias, some will recommend some addendums, but will still be fine with the overall idea.

The federal level will follow because they have to or we start exercising our second amendment rights.

Make the government scared of the people, to the point that we can disband the slaver gangs called police.

#DonaldDrumph, #BabyHands, #LetsPissOffTheEstablishmentToSeeWhatTheyDo

I’m hoping fish and kelp survive

If you live in one of the 18 states that allow everyone to mail in their ballot, sign up for mail in ballots. I get mine a month before it has to be postmarked, giving me plenty of time to choose who I’m voting for.

https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/table-18-states-with-all-mail-elections

If you live in one of the 32 other states, go visit your state legislature and get mail in voting on the ballot.

I was trying to avoid nukes.

I somehow wouldn’t be surprised if certain parts of the US government still used reel to reel tapes.

The global south is probably the safest place to be in the event of WWIII. Most of our, Russia’s, and China’s nukes are targeted at the global north. France will probably hit some of the global south, like Australia, and possibly South Africa, but the latter shouldn’t be a target anymore as they disarmed. France will absolutely nuke enemies and allies though, they told us back in the 70s that if anyone nukes anyone else, they are nuking everyone. Honestly Bali or Samoa would be the places to be.

Keep your shampoo away from my kiln. You’ll wreck the heating elements.

Maybe a full serving of fruits and veggies, but there’s no protein in there, at least not what we mean when we talk about protein in nutrition. Probably not many carbs either. I would also suspect that the rest of the product is undigestable, if not straight up toxic

Old Spice has some “island” scents that smell like fruits and flowers for men. I am currently working my way through a bottle of “Fiji” smells like papaya and vanilla.

I am at a loss to think of a more man oriented brand of hygiene products than Old Spice. Maybe Axe, but do we really consider teenage boys men?

They expect them to live on the free meal they are getting from their one of their two fast food jobs.

That’s absolutely intentional. They won’t allow you to have more than one job, because they want you dependent on the shit job that they are deining to give you.

USS Enterprise

The presents are coming! The presents are coming!

SGI workstations had the best GUI. That shit looked straight out of Hollywood

Only a 98% chance to hit. May as well wait for a non missing shot.

Would you kindly play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Excellent game play, especially going in blind. The music is one of the best game soundtracks ever. The writing is compelling, and you get to play as everyone’s favorite broody vampire, Alucard.