I was always partial to “Chill”

Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

Aww, damn… I’m busted!

I forgot I have fished a few computers & cable boxes out of the trash… Got a 1TB HD out of a trashed cable box, planning on getting home assistant & jellyfin running soon, so a little extra storage always helps!

I stopped pulling over to pull useful items out of other people’s trash.

I still look, but I haven’t yanked a chair or TV in years.

I’m debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol

Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!

As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.

…not that Indiana is much better.

Time traveler making sure his changes stuck.

The other timeline is… not so good.

The spoiler tag doesn’t work either, lol

Fake…

That ass should be as pointy as Great Fairy tits.

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.

Procrastinate for eleven months, panic at the last minute, ask for a do over, fail, then try to learn Rust in 3 days and program a roguelike.

A 3d printed dock with a nub underneath, so you just push the whole thing down and it hits the button.

What’s the equivalent for men?

Anime ____________ Girls

Not to mention 6 Vampires, a Minotaur, a trio of Sirens, and an unfathomable collection of Eldritch Horrors.

Mooby!