• Redcat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    even basic healing spells reset your gastrointestinal systems so nobody needs to poop if they don’t wanna

    ^actual, possible kirkbride fan canon

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      That actually sounds really useful if you’re riding a horse long distance or something in armour. Must be a pain having to dismount and then get all the armour off to do your business, that’s also exactly when the vampires would attack.