This entire couchfucker talk reminds me again how weird it is that cishet dudes have exactly one allowed way of masturbating. Getting off inside a piece of furniture is probably the least objectionable thing this dingus ever did, it’s like the Liz Truss day collar discourse all over again. Let’s not even get me started on how people in politics are the absolutely last group whose sex life i want to hear about.
I would say to look up muffing, but maybe “look up” might be inadvisable. Anyway it’s a non-anal way penis-havers can experience penetration. (sorry if too horny for Hexbear)
This entire couchfucker talk reminds me again how weird it is that cishet dudes have exactly one allowed way of masturbating. Getting off inside a piece of furniture is probably the least objectionable thing this dingus ever did, it’s like the Liz Truss day collar discourse all over again. Let’s not even get me started on how people in politics are the absolutely last group whose sex life i want to hear about.
Wait are there new and interesting ways that queer people masturbate? I thought the physics of the thing limited the options
I would say to look up muffing, but maybe “look up” might be inadvisable. Anyway it’s a non-anal way penis-havers can experience penetration. (sorry if too horny for Hexbear)
Oh… Oh my. To each their own. That sounds… Painful