Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
bruh they invented computer cancer lmao
BRING ME JOHN MACAFEET. That whalefucker is the only one who can unfuck this whale of a problem.
Biden begging Xi right now to call Kim and ask him to use Juche Necromancy on John McAfee and save the world