this is the type of person who, upon having learned about the concept of “freedom of speech” says something like, “wait a minute, you mean i’m legally allowed to cover my entire truck in bumper stickers about my cum fetish?” and being told “yes” by an anonymous internet stranger who properly disclaimed any association with legal professions, becomes immediately and unshakably beset by a feverish devotion to their newfound craft

i hope that’s an answer