There’s a woman in your marriage? Forced diversity much?
DEI consultants? In my traditional marriage? It’s more likely than you think.
Have her emasculate other men by kissing them in front of you.
it’s the only way to save face at this point
NTA (not the alpha)
This is so stuuuuuuuuupid make me stop laughing
you need to assert dominance by kissing the guys in front of your wife, that’ll show her
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
I can’t imagine anything more gay. Do you talk about your feelings and kiss and stuff?
Sounds pretty goddamn gay to me.
I bet you say sappy shit and give her compliments too. So gay.Look, do I like my top bro better than I like my wife? Yes. Do I reserve all of my deference and respect for him while treating her like a means to an end? Also yes. What was the original question again?
You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.
Very
Wtf bro, you out here kissing your wife? That’s kinda gay bro
fr bruh, she kisses dudes. now you kissed dudes. Better go a kiss a dude so you can kiss all the women he kissed and even it out
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I believe a strictly male gay polycule is scientifically called “a fraternity”
I recommend an open discussion between you, your wife, and her boyfriend about this incident and the feelings everyone experienced
You need to have a talk with your wife. Ask her how she would feel if you made her do an overly complicated handshake, including a chest bump, ending with saying “J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS” in front of her girlfriends. Maybe she will understand and learn some empathy.
Edit: thank you all for the updoots and rewards
You can still save it. Confidently maintain eye contact with her and piss your pants to assert dominance.
DON’T let her get away with this!
your friends know you’re gay now
Death to America
Not the asshole, only weak women show affection.
My wife gives me baths and prepares all my meals WITHOUT affection like a true trad cath
nothing gayer than the love between a man and a woman
find a religion comrade, thats a slippery slope right there
I’ve gone full circle and now believe this is unironically Ryan Gosling don’t ask me why
We have other celebrities on this site like Margot Robby and Dirt_Owl, so it only makes sense.
