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“Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”
“🌈GUILTY!”
“Based”. Do you want BASED on your tombstone, soldier?!
“Sir, no, sir! I would much prefer ‘pwned’ or ‘got rekt’.”
Your trans friend group should include at least one officially recognized emotional support puppygirl, otherwise you will not make it through the rival polycules phase without serious harm.
There’s, like, at least two Halimede tweets about this
she gets treated like a dog when she should be treated, like a human princess
one of the last “very cis” thoughts i ever had was the realization that i treated myself like a deeply abusive owner treats a dog
