Found a picture of OP:
The Sticky Bandits, lol!
No, this is a picture of OP:
Man, Steve’s had a tough couple years
perfect
You might get away with it, but here’s the part that really sucks: you’d be stuck in the shed until they opened the next day. No riding a bike down the aisles, not even any trips to the bathroom. The alarm system likely has motion sensors, and the cops are called automatically when the alarm goes off.
I used to work at Costco in loss prevention (for real) - yes you’d be found instantly. However, rather than calling the cops, the store would autonomously release the intruder bot 3000, which would deal with the problem and clean it up prior to store open. It’s really cool what AI can do nowadays.
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
ED209 you scary, jittery motherfucker
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Before or after your stint with Kmart?
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They probably have employees stocking at night. So no security system unless you try to open the wrong door, but you’ll still probably get caught.
Good point. That may be the case as well. Either way, no bathroom breaks!
Hear me out. Pajamas that look like Costco stocker uniforms. Slip em on before bed. Gotta go, just walk quick, it’ll buy you enough cover.
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There’s enough birds in a hardware store that I very much doubt they have motion detectors.
Sure they can. Just aim/calibrate/whatever so they only detect stuff at floor level, or beyond a certain size.
…birds? Just flying around the store crapping everywhere until they start pining for the fjords? 🤨
Yeah. Like, birds love hardware stores. You can’t keep them out since they can fly in through the customer doors or through the loading docks they use for the big stuff.
Birds getting into things like hardware stores, large grocery stores, or shopping malls is a thing.
It’s particularly difficult with a grocery store since they tend to have piles of vegetables and fruit sitting on easy to see tables. I once saw a sparrow sitting on the birdseed shelf looking absolutely smug.https://www.audubon.org/news/what-happens-when-birds-invade-stores
You could just do like here in Denmark: not have ridiculously tall customer doors and keep the loading docks closed when they’re not actively in use 🤷
I’ve lived here for all of my 41 years and I’ve never seen a bird in a grocery store and only twice total in hardware stores 😆
That’s so weird to me, I see them all the time. They just walk through the door when they get opened and it’s not like the doors are too big.
They just really want to be in there, and so you see lucky little sparrows pretty often.
When you have mega high ceilings and big doors that stay open, birds indoors are a thing.
Costco evening employee here:
Yeah, we check those at closing time. As well as behind the mattresses, the bathrooms and anywhere else someone might reasonably hide. There are generally people stocking stuff for 3-4 hours after the store closes and from 5 hours before the store opens in the morning.
There’s a small window when the place is completely empty, but it’s only from about midnight to 4am.
How about in the rafters? Can you guys even physically check up there? I’m just asking for a friend.
They have those electric lift things. They can check up there.
I don’t know their proper names. We just called them scissor lifts
Edit: apparently that is their proper name.
There are scissor lifts and there are cherry pickers and both are called that officially.
And if you want to be a nerd, a MEWP
Mobile elevated work platforms! I prefer MEWP because I can call out “MEWP!” as I point at one and my coworkers can start MEWPing along with me like a clutch of hungry chicks.
We take work seriously.
Manlift, cherry picker, scissor lift
We don’'t check there, as we can literally look up into the rafters. But we do have the tools to physically check if we need to.
Just because the store closes doesn’t necessarily mean it’s empty, there’s probably people restocking and cleaning in there
This. The parking lot always has cars because of the night shift restocking, cleaning, etc.
And the homeless living out of their cars staying in a lot where they will not be disturbed by pigs.
Yeah that sucks - I was half seriously considering how I could sneak for a night in a Costco the other day.
Not Costco but I walked into Walgreens last night about 10 minutes before close (paycheck didn’t come through until fuckin’ 9:45) to get some smokes and while I was standing at the register, they shut off the lights and only noticed me when someone came to lock the front door.
I get the feeling nobody is gonna be looking in the display shed for you. The only thing on their mind is closing out and going home. lol
Idk, the staffing at a Costco might be better.
If your a supervisor at a drug store, unless it’s stocking day, you have yourself and a cashier, maybe another for some overlapping hours who is tasked with re-stocking/facing. The techs and pharmacist pretend like they aren’t associated with the rest of the store and just walk right out without a care in the world. So at the end of the night, it’s up to one individual to ensure the pharmacy drawers are removed, the pharmacist locked properly, and the store is clear.
I love how you used pharmacist as both a location and a person in the same paragraph, and now I’m picturing them locking the pharmacist in a little cage after someone chases after to catch them when they just walk out.
Oh wow, that is confusing.
It’s very important to lock the pharmacist up each night. Otherwise they might talk to people and get some funny ideas about becoming a clinical or industrial pharmacist.
You can get away with it if you cling to the ceiling Splinter Cell style when they check it for the night. Nobody looks up.
They even wrote a whole movie celebrating it! I believe it was called “Avoid Turning Your Gaze Skyward” or something like that…
It’s possible. It happened frequently enough at IKEA that it became an internet meme/challenge and they had to start prosecuting people who did it.
The general store employees have a big “not my job” attitude about it. If it’s time to clock out, it’s your problem that you’re still in the store after closing. Not likely to confront you about it unless you are wandering the aisles.
Cleaning staff will probably tell someone if they find you hiding out.
Security guards will be actively looking for you and also search in obvious places like tents and sheds that are set up indoors, as well as behind shelving units, in the backrooms, etc.
in the backrooms
The infinite IKEA isn’t the backrooms. Is it?
Nah, I just thought they were tangentially related enough.
Yes, they check that kind of thing
If they’re doing their jobs yes, I’ve found over time that even security guards aren’t immune to people who just rubber stamp shit.
That thing is one bathroom away from becoming a 240,000 dollar tiny house
Check YT, Steve Wallis has probably already done it!
He has done it in an abandoned store, but I couldn’t find anything about doing it in one that is still being used.
Challenge accepted!
Later:
24 HOUR OVERNIGHT CHALLENGE IN HOME DEPOT!!
24 HOUR OVERNIGHT
…how far north of the Arctic Circle IS this Home Depot? 🤔
Yes
“The store is now closed, please exit the building.”
It’s funny the amount of people thinking this is a hardware store, I would recognize those aisles and ceilings anywhere. That’s a Costco (the particular style of price plate also gives it away)
The /r/Costco screenshot is also a good indicator
Nah, that’s just a double bluff 😉
No no, definitely not, reddit doesn’t stay consistent (シ_ _)シ
I’ve also been seriously considering that shed for a few weeks…
I read a couple of very fun children’s books based on that premise when I was a kid.
Apsolutly not 😁
