If you and everyone you know could convince your GOP family members to either vote Democrat or just to sit this one out, and say so in the polls beforehand, the Dems wouldn’t have to court the disaffected Republicans this way. There’s not enough hard leftists to sway the election, even if they could all be mobilized to vote for Harris.

Doggo is also having a better day now

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they’re the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

Are you sure it isn’t “Grandpa?” Because that’s how I read it.

It’s a lot of words to say “I’m a selfish asshole.”

And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead

Cat, winding around and under legs and feet: “hurry up!”

Me: trips over cat, falls and breaks a hip

Cat, eating from fallen bowl: “Finally! But why’s it such a mess? And you almost messed up my fur, flopping down like that. Stop moaning and groaning, I like quiet while I eat.”

OP, don’t try to do this yourself. If you think you can handle the process without a professional, that’s fine, but you’re going to need at least one strong friend to help you move all that glass out carefully and hold it straight and still when you’re putting it back and gluing it. They’ll need patience as well, because no beers until it’s all done!

With the flip-open buckles, I remember them!

Any third party that’s really serious should be building candidates from the ground up, running in local elections where they could win the small seats and have an influence on policies which reflect their goals. That would not only gain experience for those individuals, it would build awareness of the party itself. Those candidates could then run for nonpartisan state offices, again building awareness and acceptance as well as their experience. Nobody should just be jumping into the Presidential election from some idiotic unrelated background like real estate or reality show hosting or stealing from cancer children or bankrupting their own casino… Oops, my brain went off the rails there, good thing I’m not responsible for anything important.

Evacuation Warnings should carry a legal responsibility to close all nonessential businesses until the immediate crisis is over.

Honestly, even the Waffle House manager should hand over the keys to the Fire Chief. Those guys know how to cook, and clean up after themselves, should the need arise.

“Nine people were inside the home when the fire started. At least two were awake and quickly realized the garage was engulfed in flames. Everyone made it out safely, but the home was destroyed.”

Yikes.

I’d like to see their insurance company go after Tesla

Balls? In my day we played it with severed heads and liked it!

I want to escape punishment for my own actions so I’ll say the other side did the same thing! And Fox pundits repeating it will give it truthiness! I’ll say it first so if they try to say it about me, they’ll sound like copycats! I don’t have to prove anything, I’ll just ramble on to something else, piling lies upon lies until nobody even bothers anymore, and my followers make up their own fictional ideas of me that they will vote for…

Maybe just a drop of water for the little guy

This might be the tentacle under the jar lid that eventually leads to, “we accepted that eating an intelligent octopus was wrong, it’s time to treat pigs like the sentient creatures they are.”

A one gallon glass jar is about 10.5 inches high. Stuffing the 11" plush figure into it isn’t going to leave a lot of room for… anything else.

I’d like to see it lead to some personnel changes at the agency, because that’s where cultural change starts

No, we convince them that having sex is woke.

Signed for by Worf!