All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin’ the movie… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.
I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy…look at this morose mother fucker right here
That’s a great movie with some pretty awesome quotable lines.
bung!
I’ll never have a friend named Matt because of the Matt song. I’m gonna sing it everytime we meet.
“Dick and fart jokes, that’s where the money’s at.”
I have a good friend who’s a lesbian. She had never heard the Four Way Stop joke. We had to watch the entire movie.
You are the ones who are the ball-lickers
One of the finest lines to ever grace the silver screen.
Ben Afflecks best role fight me
Affleck was the bomb in phantoms, yo!
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Ben Affleck fucking dudes exgf somewhere very uncomfortable but not the back of a Volkswagen is his best role ever as Mr Shannon Hamilton in Mallrats.
Apple sauce bitch!
He wasn’t on screen very much, so that was a plus.
God I wish. It was a purer time.
Now it’s mostly about feeding people ads.
I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.
It was like, wow: what if my actions online could have consequences.
… damn.
J-Lo’s husband is doing well for himself these days!
I hear he has a hip hop group now
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck
Noise noise noise
One two one two three four
Noise noise noise
Smokin’ weed
Smokin’ weed
Doin’ coke
Drinkin’ beers
Drinkin’ beers beers beers
Rollin’ fatties
Smokin’ blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!
Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…
Lemme get a nickel bag
Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand!
If the money doesn’t show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe!My jungle love!
Oh-we-oh-we-oh!
I think I wanna know ya know ya!
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Fifteen bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn’t show
Then ya owe me owe me owe
My jungle love
Oh we oh we oh
I think I wanna know ya
Yeah, what?
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It also lets Kevin Smith share heinous tweets
Sounds like he’s having fun. Why, are you jealous?
Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.
Lmao, how romantic
Fuck off with this cancel culture nonsense
Just wanted to share the tweet itself because I thought it was funny and posted the first result from google.
Why would people try to cancel him for an oversharing tweet? The actual context is completely innocuous
Allows people the world over?
It’s a common saying, at least in north america. I didn’t even think about it reading it, but when you brought it up it does really sound like a typo haha
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/the-world-over
Yes?
Yeah this is a normal phrase in British English too. Today you learned!
I didn’t care for this film. Anyway, who knows where I can see some breasts?
Username doesn’t check out
They forgot about the whole bitching about everything thing that exists part…
