I think I single-handedly funded a complete overhaul of the Kantonian Safari Zone just to get Scyther in Pokemon Red.

I lost count of how many times I reset to actually catch Chansey. “You missed the Pokemon! Chansey fled!” over and over again, when I actually got one of them to spawn!

Then it was flying all over, since I had the Good and Super rods, finally, to do all of the fishing. Now it’s leveling up some of my catches while pushing through Saffron so I can grab Lapras, snag Hitmonlee from the dojo, get everyone evolved and caught up, and then finally take down Koga.

And this is why we ended up with cows with guns.

Someone go tell Shinji to get in the fucking robot again.

It can come down to the company.

Like, a big AAA dev/publisher or a relatively unknown newbie? Not gonna trust that it’s going to turn out good or get finished.

A company like Crate? Hell yeah, they make solid shit and haven’t fucked me over once on it. I watched Grim Dawn grow up from 2 acts to getting a third expansion. Farthest Frontier is also shaping up into a fun time, in my opinion.

If they have a history, it can be worth it to take the risk and take some small part in the process.

So am I.

Either our expanded and varied companionship brings us happiness, or this town is going down in a bubonic murder-suicide.

Only in spirit.

I’ll take Plague.

He can go everywhere with me. Just spread him around.

Just definitely make sure they’re unsalted. You can even get unsalted boiled peanuts, which they adore.

"Fucking off and pretending you have amnesia?! Is that what we’re playing at, sweet Nevevarine? Is this how you honour the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?

… Did you pick a Me-damned cat‽"

God, as someone who’s casually into the hobby model building community, it’s fucking insane. It’s like you reach a weird black hole of the worst of the worst, because they’re not just a model snob, they’re a model snob within their special interest.

Good news, everybody! It’s a suppository!

Yeah, both of these seem more like a Manraffe.

Slowly working my way up to Koga in Red. I decided to just grind and get Surge done early since the Lavander-Celadon path was my next step to grab Roland the Growlithe, gen in Mika the Vulpix, catch Dodi the Dodrio, buy Rory the Porygon, snag Fly and the Silph Scope.

The Safari Zone is about to either be quick, or a new form of purgatory.

Even if you don’t believe in him, Bouldy believes in you.

Linguine. You’re expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I’m a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.

Can we just go back to when they would admit they’re whiny babies with poor impulse control who have to use the easier options because they’re there?

I miss those days. It was still bullshit drivel from the spawn of Golgotha, but at least it was upfront.

Back to the crib with you, it’s nap time.

If not by definition, I feel like it shifted more towards the masculine counterpart to “bitch”(or “whore”, in some periods) as an insult in colloquial usage.

Resident Evil 'fits have 2 forms: Classic and killing it(OG 3 Jill falls in here, too, I will die on the hill that the tube-top, miniskirt, sweater on the waist is fucking iconic), or absolute what-the-fuck.

Reject modern living. Fight a bear, wear its skin, live in its cave, do drugs. Let the people come to you, and if found unworthy, feast as the bear did.