I’m a dude, I’ve definitely been told to smile before in public by total strangers.

What does this mean. Internet tell me what to feel.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

It’s a solid show. But boy does it feel like we’ve fallen off a peak when it comes to tv.

Few years ago this might have been one I come back to later on because there was so much to pick from. Now it feels like the only show airing every week.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.

Especially once the clocks change. Swear there’s like a month where I’m falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.

They’re easy to spot if you have them.

They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

These are just two tickets to see Jersey Boys?

I too would like to live indefinitely and die at a time of my choosing.

I don’t need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.

Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.

Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.

skill issue

get better at wasps

Just hit them with Indy

Right around when he started fucking with Starlink and Ukraine

WEIRD

Alternative title

Russians trying to keep North Korean unit size at or below standard magazine size.

Why paper? Why not just use the leaves?

And instead of pasteurizing it and adding a bunch of chemicals, we just let it sit and develop on its own? Naturally fermented like everything else that tastes complex and amazing?

We just invented cigars.

Fuck citibank

There’s a few at work who have admitted to still playing. Blizzard owes a lot to the very concrete social structures built around the game.

Anecdotal yard sign metric from western PA, there’s fewer signs in yards than the last two presidential elections. Though quite a few of the repeat Trump yards have definitely become more… colorful.

What stands out to me are there are yards where they’ve got local Republicans signs, but no Trump signs. Not a lot of these but they’re there.

What this all means is vote

People should be boofing nicotine pouches like God intended anyhow.

Once again, the show Silicon Valley predicting the future.

Russ Hanneman is just an American Elon Musk