1.“Federal agencies have the authority to intervene in protests, picket signs, or blockades. The law is impartial: it must be enforced without exception.”

2.“Federal forces are not required to have judicial oversight for their actions.”

3.“Forces are not obligated to consider alternative entrances or pathways. If the main path is blocked, their duty is to clear it.”

4.“This action continues until the flow of traffic is fully restored.”

5.“To carry out these acts, forces will use the minimum necessary force, which is sufficient and proportional to the situation they are addressing.”

6.“Instigators and organizers of the protest will be identified.”

7.“Vehicles used in the protest will be identified and subjected to citations or penalties.”

8.“Data of the instigators, accomplices, participants, and organizers will be transmitted to the authorities through appropriate channels.”

9.“Notices will be sent to the judge in cases of damage, such as burning flags.”

10.“In cases involving minors, relevant authorities will be notified, and the guardians of these youths who bring them to these demonstrations will face sanctions and punishment.”

11.“The costs incurred by security operations will be borne by the responsible organizations or individuals. In cases involving foreigners with provisional residency, information will be forwarded to the National Directorate of Immigration.”

12.“A registry will be created for organizations that participate in these types of actions.”

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      I thought that my phrasing made it clear I’ve already supported the joke you are trying to make, to the extent it’s worth doing so.

      Now let’s get back to totalitarian dictatorships, genocides and hunger. These are kinda worse than a few pedophiles.

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          For somebody who can’t get jokes without an “/s” - surely.

          For others a sentence starting with “that really was unfair” and equating copyright and age of consent is clearly a joke.

          Other than that I don’t need to “play off” anything for ya, we’re not in any connection which would make it important.

          Now let’s get back to totalitarian dictatorships, hunger, genocides, freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, due process and all that.

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            “Age of consent and copyright are two issues on which libertarians are split” doesn’t come across as a joke without an “/s” because it’s functionally identical to an argument a libertarian would unironically make. If that doesn’t tell you it’s a thoroughly unserious ideology, I don’t know what would.

            Freedom of speech? You mean like the Western kind of freeze-peach that coddles Nazis instead of throwing them in a pit?

            Totalitarian dictatorships? You mean like Chiang Kai-shek’s Taiwan, the military dictatorships of South Korea, Argentina or Brazil, Pinochet’s Chile, fascist Italy, Nazi Germany and Francoist Spain?

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              Some French communists would unironically make that argument in 1960s.

              It also coddles tankies, if you know what I mean.

              Yeah, those included.