“their propaganda masters”
They literally can’t comprehend having an ideology that isn’t drip fed to them.
still waiting on those sorosbux
More of a Xibucks guy myself tbh.
What’s the conversion rate of Xibucks to Sorosbucks?
Or to dollars?
Dollars are capitalist decadence
It’s because that’s all they know.
Yeah, they don’t want to turn us away from the Republicans. Because famously we all love republicans
Their ideology literally can’t comprehend anything more complex than “Team Blue” and “Team Red”. If you hate Team Blue, you must be on Team Red even if you claim otherwise.
Well, I’m on team :red-team:. Just not that team red.
The third option is to keep screaming “BoTh SiDeS” at nuanced opinions
That’s all of western politics in a depressing nutshell
Yeah if there’s one things Hexbears famously love its Russian’s anti-LGBT policies. We are constantly saying “its good Russia oppresses gay and trans people” its like our favorite thing.
Imagine being so bloodthirsty that you view “Trump and Biden both represent facets of American imperialism” as a defense of Trump.
The fact that you don’t see orange when you close your eyes and have panic attacks when you shop in the fruit section is evidence that you’re pro-trump, pro-republican, and pro-Putin. It’s that simple.
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I’m a Bidenist-Syndicalist myself I’ll have you know
I prefer Bidengism but to each their own
Unsurprisingly, when Trump started blowing up brown people, liberal institutions rallied around him.
Major U.S. media outlets, such as The New York Times, The Washington Post, MSNBC and CNN, were all generally supportive of the administration’s decision to use airstrikes against Syria; Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting, a progressive watchdog group, claimed that out of the 47 most-read American newspapers which published editorials about the airstrike, 39 expressed varyingly favorable opinions of it, seven were more ambiguous in tone, and only one (the Houston Chronicle) was explicitly negative.[85][86]
They’re incapable of admitting to themselves that the only thing they actually hate about him is his aesthetic.
Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who’s laughing now?
Someone should use AI to generate speech from this text.
I tried setting up coqui-ai locally because apparently it can mimic voices well even from short audio clips. But their documentation was very lacking because they probably want you to use their website like a sucker.
This one is not very good sadly
we need a POSTER’S UNION to stop this nonsense before our HONEST posting jobs are STOLEN by you CHARLATANS
ah yes, hexbear, who is ~33% trans, is in love with putin and is disingenuous about supporting trans rights
Remember, we’re only trans when it’s convenient. Which is a thing that being trans can be, apparently.
wish i could conveniently yeet my dysphoria away whenever a liberal thought i wasnt trans
Am I feeling dysphoric or am I a Russian boy?
Edit: *bot but that typo was too good to just hide it
Ukrainian trans woman or russian femboy? Which way western “man”
How about both?
Our users are that conservative meme about the guy in rags panhandling on the street and then after 5pm he packs up his sign and walks across the street to his porsche and goes back to his penthouse but in this case the rags and porsche and penthouse are uhhhhhhhhh dicks n’ balls n’ pussy
Being trans in the abstract is good and virtuous. Being trans in reality is messy and difficult. It’s not that you’re only trans when it’s convenient, it’s that you’re only trans when you’re the specific trans person they made up in their head who totally agrees with them and also happens to think they should be able to say the n word when they’re singing Lil Baby songs in the car on their way to their job as the associate director of client relations at some regional insurance company. You’re supposed to say things to them like “yass kween” and “slay” and “you’re such a Ravenclaw,” not anything politically challenging.
Yeah, there’s a big difference in my transness between being convenient for me vs being convenient for them. I suppose that’s part of the joke. Cis liberals trying to “educate” me about my transness and saying I needed to Vote Blue No Matter Who was a big reason I quit Twitter. They really can’t handle the idea that someone is further left than they are.
smh I didn’t even know that I was a robot until these enlightened aryans bestowed the knowledge upon me
You all are ragging on them but their evidence is pretty damning
It is funny to mention Trump around tankies and watch their heads explode
??? So do they think not having Trump derangement syndrome makes our heads explode???
i for one have never heard of trump, enlighten me!
Trump? Like the Br*tish word for fart?
I’m not sure who trump is but Top Trumps is a card game released in 1978 and published by Dubreq, and later purchased by Waddingtons in 1982, who continued to publish these until the early 1990s. The card packs from this period are now collectors items as millennials have aged to the point of wanting to find the spark of youth in their lives again through nostalgia. The game quickly became popular with young boys in the early years as a playground game due to its simplicity, the cheap price, and the various themes of card packs. Today it is published by Winning Moves and claims to be the UK’s #1 popular card game, with card games themed for adults, including pack themes for Peaky Blinders the Mandalorian, and still continues to theme card packs for Family & Children.
It comes from completely ignoring what other people say because you immediately dismiss them as russian or chinese bots without examining their arguments. If they disagree with me, they are a bot. End of thought.
Aren’t they the least bit concerned that Russia and China have turing-complete bots while America’s chat gpt will tell you you can melt an egg?
wdym you can totally melt an egg just microwave it
Instructions unclear, made a souffle.
Because they don’t know what they’re talking about, they don’t mean bots, they think they’re talking about a troll farm or something. They would acknowledge us as real people but just a coordinated team of Ruschinese Iranians on our 9-5 propaganda shifts
100% complete and total fabrication, it has no basis in reality, trump is a fucking dickhead.
He’s funny though and libs don’t like acknowledging that. His catty, petty behaviour is honestly good entertainment.
They also don’t like the fact we acknowledge trump isn’t particularly different to any other president, which we hate just as equally. He just doesn’t have the correct presidential behaviour for them and that’s it really.
These fascists that are willing to just openly lie now have no opposition so you can guess easily how lemmyworld will turn out. Far right are actively working to pipeline its users, the ones that can’t be pipelined will just leave as it slowly dawns on them that they’re surrounded by nazis.
we famously never talk about trump lmao
Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!
Mango Mussolini
I’ve never heard this before but it’s beautiful. It’s evocative, it’s got alliteration, and to people who don’t know that name it sounds like it could be a desert from an ice cream boutique.
The OG:
Holy Wisdom Shit Balls
We need to get rid of freedom of speech
Clearly it’s been a failure
Bloke’s a grown adult but swears like some teenage Tumblr user discussing which fictional characters they ship.
surely that’s a bit. it scans like a joke someone would post here.
He could have easily just stopped after the made up mom quote, but no.
He Persisted
This needs a fucking content warning Christ
Felt like I got shot reading that
CW: L I B E R A L I S M
Every time I see this, it takes a year off my life
This is just like playing Borderlands
You know this was already a perfectly liberal ending with the quote but the last line is the gut punch cherry on top
Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain
One of those is not like the others.
spojler
Ryuk of course
liberals can’t handle trump not being the center of evil at every moment
praising putin is when you point out liberals cheer for nazis
The average Seven Years In Tibet enjoyer
(Someone’s gotta explain to me how Brad Pitt could have ever agreed to play a Nazi, let alone a glowingly positive depiction of a Nazi protagonist, in that movie. Shit’s been on my mind after the little whoopsie in the Canadian parliament and having just written a comment where I mentioned the Ahnenerbe Organisation.)
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no clue how they come up with this stuffBMF-levels of inscrutable, but it’s not even funny
BMF was incoherent in a literal sense, but coherent in a spiritual, poetic sense. This is just boring nonsense made of nothing.
You just make up your enemies position and then strut around like you didn’t even have to fight because your made up position is too silly to engage. It’s not worth the time of the Adults In The Room™
i regret to inform you that they’ve drawn us as the pro trump soyjack and themselves as the democrat voting gigachad and that we’re now 100% owned
If you lot are actually all right wing trolls who’ve been pretending to be communists for the past three years all while creating one of the few websites out there that is friendly to transpeople, you gotta tell me.
Like, give me a clue or something, if the theory I’ve read based on user recommendations is a bit and you’re all reading Atlas Shrugged behind my back instead.
Any rand is my hero, second to Mao Zedong. Ayn rand taught me about trans maxing, and Mao Zedong taught me about forced feminization. I am their synthesis
:michael-laugh:
If women hold up 50% of the sky, and China has more men than women, that means you must make more women so the sky can be held up
Ayn rand just wanted to be a guy or something so she could be a capitalist
:michael-laugh:
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The fact that Trump was the funniest president doesn’t mean he was a good president
Bush jr. had it for a while. I lost my shit when he admitted he pirated the beetles songs on the news when he talked about his iPod.
Yeah, he had some bangers
please tell me a recording of this is somewhere. I found this but no mention of piracy so must be another clip out there
Oh dude your gonna make me find this. It was towards the end of his presidency. Pirates were the only ones that recognized it because it was unreleased Beatles songs.
Edit: it was infact a longer version of this where Bush Jr. calls one of the secret service agents “dude”. E.g. “can you get me my iPod dude.”
Edit 2: here’s a more reliable source then “trust me bro” https://cyberlaw.stanford.edu/blog/2006/05/beatles-gw-bush-and-apple-computer
OH i totally forgot that Beatles songs weren’t licensed for itunes and stuff at the time. Hilarious.
Yeah I forgot too. I think I kind of oversold it but it was still funny with online communities. I remembered people saying if, “Bush can pirate music I can too.”
Watch this drive
No you see, because we say the Democrats suck shit because they’re also right wing, that means we’re MAGA Republicans receiving trolling instructions from the GOP because we didn’t name Trump specifically.
Why we would support the GOP after making it clear that right wing is an insult is not clear to me. That’s for the liberals to know and for you to find out I guess because you know they’re never going to effectively articulate how
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Yeah but very few people under 35 have any idea who he is.
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I do but only because I’m a huge fan of Civ 4 and wondered who tf that guy who was at the bottom of the scoreboard was
Fun fact: Dan Quayle was at the bottom even in the original Civilization 1, most likely because he was the current VP back then when the game came out and he was hot topic of jokes.
I remember playing it around 1993, way before internet in Poland and i assumed he was some british comedian, because his name sounds like british comedian.
The moment I learned who he is and realized you could climb the ladder that far without knowing how to spell “potato” was a key part of my jokerfication
