while on holiday in China, he flags down a guy in a tank after getting turned around wandering into a protest, carrying a bunch of tourist shit in carrier bags we see him buy in a previous scene at a street market

forest gump modern remake where he helps an Al Queda operative get to the airport on time for their ‘very important flight’ in Boston to New York

you a cehf? 'cause damn you’re cooking. there’s just some very hostile buggy game design minecraft has and istg I feel they don’t change some of this stuff because ‘that’s how it’s always been’ as if notch didn’t just pull game mechanics out of his ass 15 years ago for some of this shit. you can change stuff and make it better, let the people who will moan whenever you do anything moan

minecraft with friends objectively makes the game 100x better, even just fucking around making a base in vanilla and not trying anything crazy it’s just a lot of fun to do that with other people. problem with minecraft I have is not getting my friends to play, it’s keeping them playing for more than 1-2 days

it’s one of those things where, the variation is nice. I like the piglins and giving gold armour a use so they leave you alone. but the issue is, yeah the nether is still 100 block drops into lava oceans, way too fucking much red everywhere, accidentally hit a zombie pigman and now 400 of them want to murder you. I know the place is designed to be hostile, but it’s just so irritatingly hostile in a way that never feels like a fun challenge

both are very boring to me, I can just see end cities from a lot farther away because the place is so fucking empty. I wish I had your luck with nether fortresses, I honest to god can never find them to the point I think the game is trolling me

I think searching for a nether fortress is actually the worst thing in minecraft. like, the newer nether biomes are cool, but you got like 4 biomes and you spend like an hour wandering around to find this 1 thing. and like, pretty much all you want from there is the blaze rods, and maybe the nether wart. all that for 1, maybe 2, items is just kinda irritating. like ok finding the fortress can also be irritating but you have at least got the eyes to show you where to go. and with say end cities the end is so empty you can spot a city from far away

I really cba to do the dishes after I’ve cooked, I get around to them later that day or early the next. could I be more proactive? yes, but I get it done and will feel guilty the entire time it’s not done

ngl I do like to eat together, but I get super over stimulated by chewing noises so there’s gotta be some background noise like a youtube video or some shit. so I like to watch a thing together, probs some dumb youtube video that over explains a niche topic I’ve never thought about at all, makes for good dinner conversation

I was raised by an absolute miser who never turned on the heat even in -10c, and being from the bleak horrific islands of the north atlantic I can barely fathom wanting to be warmer than 25c

I like to go out either very early or late to get a nice walk down by the river once a day, fresh air is nice when you’re sick

this one goes out to all the autistic adhd girlies with IBS, much love and respect 🙏

I think it’s w/e you wanna call it, and it’s not that big a deal

anyways, fucked my recommended feed now and I got like a dozen of these recommended to me. all the same style, all bland white boys not very good at minecraft, with minor variation

my eyes hurt too much to sit watching youtube all day the past day, so I had to listen to youtube videos. you ever watch that slop content that’s like “I SURVIVED 1000 DAYS IN HARDCORE MINECRAFT’S HARDEST MODPACK” and they’re like 7 hours long. absolutely such bland contet in the moment to moment gameplay, it’s just a dude on his own who is not very good at minecraft, but when you drift off to sleep and wake up 40 minutes later and he has a whole melon farm set up now or some shit, it’s nice nice to keep tabs on the progress. highly reccomended if you’re dealing with a fever and sleeping on and off all day

the other day I had a picnic in a cemetery with my undertaker wife, and it sounds a lot more goth than it was. it’s one she goes to for work quite often and likes, quite a few well known people burried there

that’s what I’m sayin. modern action adventure games are too busy trying to hide loading screens with shuffling through tight gaps, and not enough on smashable objects

yeah my problem is I got the kinda autism/adhd where you just wanna drink 3 litres of delectable sodie pop instead of water, and I should be drinking a lot more water when I get thirsty

the ape brain longs to hit things and watch them explode into shards while goodies drop out. why you think we have pinatas for kids?

wrapping up my 4th pint glass of water today. tho, I am very sick rn, I normally do not hydrate as much as I ought to

games don’t have destructable crates anywhere near enough. back in the day any 2 bit platformer would have breakable crates all over the damn place

chat, I’m sick. blegh

she had to ask for clarification on how to tell the time