ItsPequod [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoUnserious language indeedhexbear.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down10
arrow-up1107arrow-down1imageUnserious language indeedhexbear.netItsPequod [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarePresident_Obama [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·edit-21 year agoOK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results “Sloemmed” “peanus” and “keur” aren’t real words “Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis” is an accurate translation
minus-squarePresident_Obama [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoThat one’s totally legit tho
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoWhat does it translate to?
minus-squarePresident_Obama [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 year agoIt’s owo-ified, and fake informal text before even that effect. Without the owoification: whoops! The train is defective! We are working very hard to fix this. You might be better off cycling. Obviously too informal to be a real.message (plus you can tell it’s shopped) But here’s a translation including owo stuff “Oopsie doopsie! The train is bwokie dwokie! We’re wurking vewy hawd to make it work. mby you could go bwicycling instead owo”
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year ago“dicht min penis” ain’t much better
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoLike… ALL the way up your penis? Am I on the weird part of the internet again?
minus-squarePresident_Obama [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoop = on , no one’s able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you’ll get a Guinness World Record so try it
OK who tf is going around photoshopping Dutch Google translate results
“Sloemmed” “peanus” and “keur” aren’t real words
“Ik sloeg de autodeur dicht op mijn penis” is an accurate translation
That one’s totally legit tho
What does it translate to?
It’s owo-ified, and fake informal text before even that effect. Without the owoification:
Obviously too informal to be a real.message (plus you can tell it’s shopped)
But here’s a translation including owo stuff
“dicht min penis” ain’t much better
Like… ALL the way up your penis? Am I on the weird part of the internet again?
op = on , no one’s able to fit a car door in their urethra but maybe you’ll get a Guinness World Record so try it