Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down10
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 days agoYour honor we weren’t selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!
minus-squareWIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-24 days ago i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them
Your honor we weren’t selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!