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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    If the waitstaff walk around on elevated platforms that bring their feet to roughly eye level you’re about to become the wealthiest person on earth.

    Unrelated but i saw a quoute from Lily Allen saying she makes more money selling feet pics on onlyfans than she does from millions of listeners on spotify.

    • The_sleepy_woke_dialectic [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      You could have them all walking around on plexiglass floored catwalks above the dining area, with their hairy hobbit feet (we only hire the biggest)

      Does that come down to spotify’s monetization or horny power mainly, do you suppose?

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        Idk but we’re never going to get anyone to work for spotify wages. Lily Allen says she makes more money selling feet pics on Onlyfans than she does with 8 million spotify followers so I think that’s the wage floor.