• buh [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    15 days ago

    I like to imagine he just discovered how cooking works on his field trip to McDonalds last weekend

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      14 days ago

      Firing his waiters and gleefully wheeling in a dozen plates of burnt fries for whitehouse guests, with a prideful grin across his face. the tomato ketchup is a cup of tomato juice mixed with flour to thicken it (no one taught him how reduction works yet)