• deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    3 months ago

    Hello, I would like to withdraw all the money in my make believe account. Here’s my make believe identification.

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    “Protected terms of patent 61558”

    Does not recognise government, who does the patent protection then? I’m confused.

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      3 months ago

      Is that what they mean? Because they had the tiniest amount of pity from me before since I thought this was some indigenous person that got tricked by something that gave them hope.

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        With the skin color we can see and all the other stuff, yeah I’m pretty certain they aren’t actually indigenous American. They’re just a white American who doesn’t understand English and thinks their magic words mean something.

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        3 months ago

        I didn’t know this word, but Elizabeth Warren has an entry in Wikipedia and it’s not for the reason she’d want.

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      Son cit made own ID. Odd that no one else accepts it. Next time will add more magic words to make ID stronger. !!

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      3 months ago

      Well you see, the government is illegitimate, and it’s also holding a bunch of money for me that is my birthright as someone who has been born, and when they demand an “ID” or “account number,” they’re actually just playing a game to hide the money from us. But we know better!

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    3 months ago

    Took me a minute to realize that was in fact, not a video.

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    It’s funny that all these people have a worse handwriting that my 7 year old nephew