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Hang me if you like but I hate peanut butter

Yeah I definitely thought that comment would do better but I’m only half joking as obviously you seem to know

Celery is like eating crunchy water. I just can’t do it.

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.

That penis envy strain is no joke

Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I’m guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can’t see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.

Lol nice. I got banned once I found out about Lemmy. After that I simply went to a thread which had a particularly shitty power mod and literally just said, “sounds like something a cringe reddit person would say”.

Boom. Permanent admin ban.

Remember the time Elon made a flame thrower and even that was a piece of shit too?

My bad, that’s my kink.

This movie is so awesome.

Just one?

I honestly thought it would be more…

I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I’m nostalgic for those times but I don’t prefer them.

This one seems very punk to me. I love your stuff.

Did you watch this? Is it any good? I saved it back when posted but haven’t watched yet.

OPs mom needs a dildo, that one is ancient.

I’m sitting in my air conditioned house, watching not one, but 2 HD screens, one of which is playing cheers because I love that show and I can watch it all I want anytime I want. The other is my phone which is a absolute miracle of human achievement allowing me access to the sum of the worlds knowledge which I’m currently using to look at funny shit that amuses me. Also I didn’t move a finger to say any of that. I just said it and it typed it for me, correcting most of my mistakes. And you, who are reading this, might be literally anywhere on this planet right now. I also used my phone to order my food which was promptly brought to my home for my enjoyment.

The world certainly has a lot of shit aspects but on the whole, we are living in amazing times right now for those of us fortunate enough to be in a safe country.

Name brands only matter to me when it comes to chips, soda, cereal bars (like nutri-grain), and shampoo. Maybe some others I’m not thinking of. But drugs are def not on that list. The only time I ever requested name brand drugs was when I got a script for Klonopin I didn’t need back when I was an addict and only because I thought it would be cool to have the pills with the little K cut out of the middle, because like I said, addict.

Guess I’ll take your word for it…

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