Seriously
Buy some anti-lice shampoo ASAP.
Untie my own, longer manbun and prepare to make a point
I’m not going to describe anything in detail but suffice to say the jury would likely need little time to deliberate. (I would pepper spray him then mock him for being a dork)
I would vomit in his face bust also mods ban this I actually vomited a little
I would say “Holy shit this is just like the classic 2012 Kyoto Animation hit anime series Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions except I’m pretty sure I have a disease now”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hero
Immediately go home and have a hot shower, scrubbing with a metal scouring pad
:vomit:
Aren’t all buns by definition tied?
I really don’t know.
Look at you, all tied up.
You have violated the NAP
I don’t care to know but I assume he is a full lolbertarian by this point
I would vote for a certain lady whom I trust to make that kind of uncivil behavior illegal.
Obviously castle doctrine time
It won’t be cinematic
Haircut with Leatherman