Spoiler
Nuneaton resident Anthony Bray, 48, was arrested by Warwickshire Police on June 8th, 2024, for possessing a “bladed article” in public that was sharp enough to be used for violence or intimidation- a point that Bray acknowledged during his confrontation with the police. He also remarked that the 6-inch replica of the “blade of evil’s bane” from The Legend of Zelda was a fidget toy, but officers explained that the properties of the toy’s blade, and more critically, his behaviour, nonetheless violated law.
can’t even have 22cm toy swords anymore because of woke
Four months for being a gamer, smh, should have been for life
hyrulian man arrested for destruction of over 300 pots in local town
We love deranged UK knife laws here, don’t we?
“Call for backup! They’re armed!”
If those olives are bigger than 1 inch each you’re going to jail for 4 years
Oi Hero Of Time, you got a loicense for that 'er knoife?!
Oi, guvnah yous godd a loisence fur thar noif?
Hero of Crime
Man arrested for theft of sword from Hero of Tinyland, dooming entire world to darkness.
<smash announcer voice>Old Link!</smash announcer voice>
It’s the bad ending for the Minish Cap
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