And then Yemen was going to destroy the US Navy, and then that didn’t happen and you repeated your gaslighting trick to pretend you didn’t say that and smugly proclaiming “of course that wasn’t going to happen”, as you redefine victory yet again, this time to mean sinking random cargo ships.

You know a maritime superpower is successful and thriving when it has completely failed in its stated mission to keep an important international waterway open for all global trade because it’s been foiled by a small and poor nation

“contradictions” - a term constantly used but never defined

Because we are well-read enough to know one of the most famous writings from Mao you fucking idiot.

This is the first time I’ve seen a natonazi dare enter the news megathread

Eat shit, imperialist. You can’t even produce hypersonic missiles. You have started hundreds of wars and lost them all. You completely depend on china. Your ammo is running out. Your titanium is fake. Your politicians are corrupt geriatric losers.

Imagine spending countless hours on Hexbear reading posts, creating an account called ‘Great Hexbear Delusion’, then writing out whatever the hell copium this is and thinking you’re a winner. Hexbear is absolutely rent free in your head and the won’t stop.

You spent how many days watching this thread lying in wait for the exact moment something went even slightly off course to intricately craft the most sublime dunk that will finally own the eebil tankies once and for all only to shit out this flood of squid ink behind an alt?

You fucking lost. But you will never, ever, ever acknowledge it. If any one of you got into a fight that ended with you getting shot in the head, you’d be posting “I’ve won, actually, and here’s why” as you’re floating up up and away from your mangled corpse.

The sun never sets on the British empire.

It’s good entertainment watching a group of people who continually, unceasingly eat shit day in and day out make nonstop pronouncements about the inevitability of their global revenge. Sure thing honey! Whatever makes you sleep at night.

then there is no conflit ? we Sleep , you are entertainted … just join , Grillpill and watch the West Collapse. its great fun and cures Insomnia

“Hey look at all the strawmen I made!”

Over 5% of isisrael’s population has fled in fear. How’s it taste licking their piss filled boots?

I ain’t reading all that 😭🙏🙏

I am happy for you tho or sorry that happenned

pretty weak bit tbh

folks, we can’t stop winning. I told everybody in this megathread that they’d be tired of being right all the time, and look where we are now.

now we have lemmitors trying to convince us that we’re wrong. the same people who said “well well well, I guess Yemen is gonna find out why we don’t have healthcare! we’re gonna bomb them back into the stone age and break their blockade!” and we replied “no, the US is incapable of doing this” are now like “oh, well, TECHNICALLY Yemen didn’t destroy the US Navy, so you have been owned and are wrong” while the blockade remains firmly in place.

“haha! looks like our aircraft carrier HASN’T sunk after all!” as it fled in fear back to the US and away from one of the poorest nations on the planet, the US navy the most embarrassed its been since the end of the Cold War.

“Israel is gonna crush Hamas before Christmas, the IDF is one of the best militaries on the planet!” has its goalposts shifted to “oh yeah, Hexbears? Hamas still hasn’t defeated the IDF despite us being 9 months into the conflict” as if anti-colonial wars of attrition throughout history haven’t lasted for years (Vietnam, Korea, etc)

“you told us dedollarization was going to happen, and the dollar has barely shifted.” while it took decades and two world wars with tens of millions dead for the pound sterling to be overthrown and the dollar put in its place. we aren’t talking about the yuan making up 60% of world trade by 2025, we’re talking about a basket of currencies making up a majority of world trade by maybe 2040, in the optimistic scenario.

I recommend you read theory and study history, and perhaps then you’d be as correct as us and stop having to constantly shift your goalposts. the only major event that many of us have been wrong about is the initial invasion of Ukraine by Russia, and that event has recalibrated many of our expectations and lead us to seek new interpretations and predictions of events so as to prevent further mistakes. in fact, the only times since then that we’ve been meaningfully wrong has been when we went with the mainstream liberal analysis out of a lack of any better ideas (such as when people were predicting that Russia would quickly occupy Ukraine in only a few months at the beginning of the war). once it became clear that Russia was settling in for a slower, attritional conflict, we were in broad agreement that the war would last a while, many months or a few years, merely disagreeing on the exact timeframe of Ukrainian collapse.

counterpoint:

Read this in the modlog and i’m pretty sure my eyes started to glaze over from the pure “i’m not mad, i’m actually laughing” going on.

Literally one of the the funniest seething posts we’ve had in a while. Good work, Bozo

i ain’t reading all that

i’m happy for u tho

or sorry that happened

Bro dropped a manifesto. I ain’t reading all that lol

I always miss the HexbearHateJews alts before they get banned smfh