Two economists are walking in the park. The first economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the other, “I’ll pay you $50 to eat that dog shit.” So he does and gets paid $50. Later on, the second economist sees a pile of dog shit and says to the first, “I’ll pay you $50 to eat that pile of dog shit.” So he does and gets paid $50.

The first economist says, “I can’t help but feel we just ate dog shit for nothing.” “Nonsense,” says the second economist, “We just contributed $100 to the economy.”

I have fielded a dozen Leopard 2 tanks at $11M/unit.

You have launched a dozen 9M133 Kornet anti-tank missiles at $26k/unit.

Therefore, I am winning.

You’re gonna have to explain this one better

What war are Marxists involved in exactly?

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