Party leader doubling down on it:
Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.
Money printing idea: make a bunch of shitty packaged food and call it “anti-woke” and say dumb shit about snowflake millennials and 5G in your ads.
Anti woke apocalypse survival bunker buckets for $99.99
And it’s just loaves of bread and a bag of beef jerky and a pack of gum
That’s the sad/hilarious part; you can sell any useless/dangerous thing you want to (certain) people as long as you package it as anti-woke.
You’re brain wormed if you think any food is “woke”, more so if you think sushi fits that category - its literally raw meat, I thought you guys loved that barbaric “eat raw meat” caveman shit.
Hummus??? Hummus is woke??? Didn’t the Israelis love it so much, they tried to claim it as their own?
We’re doing “do you condemn hummus?” now? I’ve literally been saying that as a joke to my partner for the last few months (cause I’m lame and repeat jokes constantly) lmao.
When it evokes images of the occupation it’s a wondrous exotic food, when it evokes images of Arabs it’s an eeeeeeevil food.
You can literally taste the Khummus.
Fish is effete because it has looser muscle fibers and a more delicate flavor, also it doesn’t count as meat because of Christianity.
and it won’t be woke fruits, like satsumas or kiwi fruits they force you to eat in DEI neighborhoods
good pious conservative fruits like apples and oranges only
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]
Lol. Lmao, even.
forget quinoa, couscous, and hummus
foreign sounding food is scary 
Quinoa, couscous, and hummus are all incredibly simple to prepare in bulk and are really cheap but ok
you take that fucking back about hummus you reactionary piece of shit
