It’s just fun, I guess.
Listen, Jack. Everything looks like a nail.
The bombings will continue until our stocks improve
The economy is bombing sir!
That’s what I’ve been saying all along, Ukraine, Syria, Iraq … you know the thing!
Babe it’s 4 pm time for your airstrike to make you stop owning us on the seas
They let him define “working” and he still dropped the ball, amazing.
Seems like bad practice from a legal pov to admit that your military action has no clear feasible goal, but I guess it’s moot if US Presidents never have to answer for their war crimes
Bombing just for the love of the game.
Like wtf are you even meant to say to this.
Genocide Joe doin’ what he does best, nothing to see here
Butcher Biden doing Butcher Biden shit.
Of course it is working! The arms manufacturers are getting richer while the working class bleeds out. Just like war always works.
Lmao what is he, the fucking non-flying squirrel from adventure time?
Love that guy
Glad everything turned out for him
Yo spoilers mf
May I present to you The Harm Reduction Candidate ™!
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I was more picturing an infomercial it slices, it dices tone than libscold
“Look I don’t know how more obviously I can demonstrate that this was only ever about blood sacrifices to Moloch. We honestly thought the press was going to stop going along with it well before we reached this point, but nope, you are terrifyingly bent on seeing how far this little Milgram experiment can go, arentcha?”
Is this the best guy the empire could come up with to be their president? Lmao.
Poor people of Yemen though
“We’re not stopping them, but at least we’re getting to kill a lot of people (in service of ensuring continuation of a genocide)”
I was complaining about Butcher Biden yesterday to a friend who lives outside the U.S. but seemingly inhales every update on Trump’s court cases, even she agreed that Trump was less bloodthirsty towards the international community than Biden.
Democrats are less blood and soil (and bloodlust) than Republicans but they are also more competent stewards of empire so if both sides agree on a course of action (like protecting global capitalist hegemony) the dems will be more ruthlessly efficient. They’ll spackle the gaping holes in their morality with pablum and the media will eat it up.
I used to believe this but how can you think this after 4 years of bumbling senile Brandon losing Afghanistan, losing Ukraine, creating the crisis that will destroy Israel, etc? The Lloyd Austin scandal where he just went MIA for weeks. It’s blatant incompetence and idiocy going on at the White House, they are flying by the seat of their pants and making gigantic blunders because they are dyed in the wool Liberals who actually huff their own farts and idealistically believe in all their own bullshit.
I think you are right that Obama’s admin was more competent and ruthless, but GWB’s admin was as well.
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You’re right, Brandon is really good at screwing shit up by being himself.
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de-escalatory bombings, everyone