Realizing that in this scenario Markwayne Mullin would be the closest thing to Putin lmfao
Tim Kaine gets to be Yeltsin btw
Unity Party: Dan Crewnshaw
Lolz. Lmao, even.
If it says it in the name it HAS to be true
Much like how the Citizen’s Will party reflects the will of the citizens to have their roads sold out to the neighborhood’s largest gang so that they can sell it for twice as much to an Hungarian government-backed shadow company
Don’t see Vermin Supreme on this list, 0/10
If there’s any consolation, there’s a sizeable Weed-Smoker’s Party led by Afroman
Leaving Ted Cruz on blue o7
Jokes on you, the party that his is an analog for (Power To The People) had its ideology (Orthodox biblethumpers) clearly defined so that I didn’t have to check the party leader to see what positions they held lol