The replies are hilarious , so many blue checks saying “abandon big tech!” while they pay for Twitter from the richest fascist in the world.
Imagine being one of the wealthiest people on the planet but so desperate to feel oppressed that you do performative outrage over an app’s in-built editor giving you conversion notes for commonly used systems of measurement.
I would be willing to bet metric is the most widely used system of measurement lol what a fucking dork
It’s literally only the US and Myanmar that don’t officially use metric, and even in the US, the military and space industry uses metric.
Yup. Well, and most scientific fields. Imperial measurements were a mistake
GEE THE COMMUNITY NOTES CAN CARRY A BIAS?
How dare people use the help documents for notes! One just looks like a picture of the settings
BlacksGrammar rulesBeing incorrect is a different thing than having a bias.
I mean if your model of the world only has enough resolution for “bad brainin’” as a catch-all category then it’s the same thing.
These blue checks saying they want to abandon big tech are in for a rude awakening when they realize people like me are more common in the open source community.
Unless they want to create Parlor OS and expose their data and lack of opsec to trans hackers again. I’m all for that.
I would love to see a chud attempt at an OS
They already did: TempleOS.
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Ironically that’s Windows
Scheduling processes to balance out their CPU usage sounds too much like communism, so instead the processes using the most resources will be given an even bigger share, so they can use it to create jobs.
Several worms come pre-installed, because the best way to overcome viruses is through herd immunity.
Parent processes will not be able to terminate child processes, because life begins at execution.
There is only HTTP and not HTTPS to make sure you can’t visit any un-Christian websites in secret.
Multithreading sounds too much like multiculturalism, so it is not supported.
Only ASCII characters are supported, so the computer can’t communicate with China and give them our secrets.
Only available on CISC architectures, to make sure it can’t be infected by the trans agenda.
I’m imagining an autocorrect from neutral pronouns to him or her etc. and the havoc it would reap on language.
“My friends are ready, they are headed to the movie theaters.” -> “My friends are ready, him are headed to the movie theaters.”
Hope they have fun trying to deal with the sometimes ambiguous nature of English. 😆
I’m imagining chuds trying to replace the plural they with “hims” or “hers” now lol
[TempleOS]
Is this a chud attempt at an OS?They’d probably call it something silly like PatriotOS
This was a real OS, but appears to be dead now.
Musky at least pretends he is an engineer. Surely he would know that engineers prefer metric.
Also, didn’t he grow up in South Africa? Which adopted the metric system in 1970?
Metric proves that apartheid South Africa really was wokeism gone amuck
“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at adopting the metric system”
His family is from South Africa, but Musk mostly grew up in Canada (which officially adopted metric but as we all know Canadian chuds all wish that they were American chuds).
Canada also still uses imperial for a fair few things (height, weight, apartments are in sqft) because the conversion was half-assed.
His grandfather was also a leader of the social credit party in Canada lol
now scolds you
Scolds? Manbaby overreacting as usual… I don’t see Clippy popping up on the screen and telling you you’re a moron for not using inclusive language.
But now that I think about it, I wish it did that.
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They should honestly be embarrassed when even porky is telling them that they need to brush up on their good manners.
: “Well gee Mr., you don’t have to be so mean all the time!”
: “BUT AH DUHN WANNA BE NICE! IT’S NOT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWL!”
Are you tired of using gay liberal software products like Microsoft Word? Do you want to stand up and fight for your right to free speech? Try God’s Word now and fight back against the woke agenda, where we are 100% certified to find you the right slurs to use for a Twitter argument
New Libreoffice fork just dropped
Available now on TempleOS
the fact he thinks the metric system is woke is just ridiculous
Woke users of the woke metric system include Saudi Arabia and Vatican City.
and south africa since elon was 3
Isn’t it that “considering other perspectives” is woke?
The thing that’s woke is programming your tools to pipe up to remind you to consider other perspectives. That is the problem here. That is always the problem with wokeness: its methods of implementation. Or in other words, its inability to grok boundaries.
Woah imagine being able to ignore a suggestion
That would be so fucking wild, if it were possible
These bazinga chuds like elon want a world where you can’t ignore The Algorithm so I understand not flagging that as a possibility for his hooting followers
If the self driving bazingamobiles can ignore stop signs, he should be able to ignore the Word suggestions.
Edit: He probably wants auto-correct to insert slurs into everyone’s writing lol.
mfer is out here selling electric cars with batteries in kWh and getting people to launch rockets and he’s going to complain about the metric system. In before he demands his engineers build rockets in slugs per furlong or some nonsense like that.
Elon the rocket launch pad is unstable the infras-
Lol we probably need more pylons am I right gamers
Mr. Musk I’m serious the foundation won’t survive another test, you need to-
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS hehehe
Elo- building is overwhelmed with explosive debris
building is overwhelmed with explosive debris
Is… Is Elon writing copy for the Cyber Truck himself??
The dumb, bad writing of “Also, insane stability” makes me think it’s him
sane stability would be nice
I doubt he even wrote this stupid copy. It’s probably a final review or whatever.
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Normies can’t handle a basic, polite disagreement without them screeching that they were reminded that they’re assholes. I don’t get it, if they revel in being pure evil, and they so much as get told that they’re not very nice. Why do they take issue with being reminded of a quality they’re proud of?
Sure, I don’t expect the average person to be much of a thinker, but still.
It’s because they also want to be liked. It’s not enough to be rich and “politically incorrect” because no one has respect for you. It’s why conservatives complain about not being able to find dates without lying because as soon as they stop lying, their true personality and views come out and women generally become repulsed.
>Smartest man in the world
>uses Word
The smartest man in the world would use LaTeX obviously
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it puts the latex on its skin or else it gets the word again
How can someone that have to use LaTeX could hate it? Do you know what the alternative is? Fucking Word or, I guess, hand write the formulas and the use a scanner to add them to your document.
We’re dangerously close to him saying he uses Linux to avoid big tech’s woke grasp on the world.
I don’t think Torvalds is actually a communist but I think this article alone is enough for Musk fans to lose their minds before switching to Linux. What if they move to apple?
The post that the headline originates from is even funnier, could have chosen a better word rather than using “moron” though
Didn’t know we had that one
Another Linux W
I’m really glad elon’s solution to “big woke tech” seems to be just buying (twitter) or cloning (chatgpt) it, not directing people to open source or whatever because we do NOT need any more fucking chuds in the FOSS world. I feel like the tide has only really started to turn in the past 5 years