hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoLeast racist evopsych fanhexbear.netimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1155arrow-down11
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minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·11 months agoWhites are from rainy climates which is why they’re scaly fish creatures.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·11 months agoWhites must be submerged in ice water every winter of they will never be ready for mating season
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·11 months agoWhite people are instinctively afraid of bears, who historically preyed on whites as they swam upstream to spawn. This is why European whites hate and fear Russia.
minus-squaresooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 months agoit’s also why they’re good at swimming
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoAnd at winter sports. Safe to move around while bears hibernate.
Whites are from rainy climates which is why they’re scaly fish creatures.
Whites must be submerged in ice water every winter of they will never be ready for mating season
White people are instinctively afraid of bears, who historically preyed on whites as they swam upstream to spawn.
This is why European whites hate and fear Russia.
it’s also why they’re good at swimming
And at winter sports. Safe to move around while bears hibernate.