• Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Your voice, your perspective, your experience,” replied the Vice President. She continued, “your words, your breath, your opinion.” After a brief, awkward silence she went on, “Your analysis. Your education, your mind, your thoughts, your description. Your prose. Your story. Your creativity. Is it hot in here?” the Vice President asked the room.

    VP Harris proceeded to drink a full water bottle without pausing and asked her aid for another. Once she had opened and drank most of the next bottle the Vice President asked, “Where was I?”

    This marked the end of the VP Harris’ scheduled appearance, as students began filing into the room for their regularly scheduled Political Science class.