The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

… No shit?

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

You forgot to roll for initiative!

Thanks for clarifying. They’re all blurring together at this point.

Glad that’s the case. Didn’t I see something the other day about him trying to block this?

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

Oh, did Papa Bezos let them publish this one?

Edit: I’m thinking of WSJ, not NYT!

Yup, fuck the Salvos.

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

Yeah the boys! Sick cunts! Onyas!

My mate had a botched vasectomy a few years back, they even tried again and couldn’t get it done for some reason.

I still brought over a bag of frozen peas and a ‘sorry for your loss’ card for him though.

Shit, where’s my socket set gone???